Girls would come up and I’d ask them if they’ve ever invited Jesus Christ inside of them. Or I’d tell them that Jesus will sleep with them only if they’ll let him hit them on the head with his Bible. It’s like donkey punching but using scripture. I’d stop taking pictures for them. When I saw him deep in conversation I’d interrupt and tell her we got to go. Buy the end of the night the weight of being Jesus the hot chick was getting to my friend. People calling out for you, wanting you to save them and shit. At one point someone called for him on the street, Jesus was drunk, and replied with “yeah, yeah, It’s me Jesus….. whateverâ€. He was in no mood to save anyone right now. I would eventually stumble into a bathroom and look at myself in the mirror. Is that a double chin on my face, Why does it seem like my chest is wresting on my stomach. Why are my fingers so fat. Why do I have the need to eat a jumbo slice then go home and masturbate using the grease as lube? My nipples hurt.
I’ve become the fat chick….. and this post means something about the world we live in